Aug. 3rd, 2008

firthgal: (damian expressive pants)
"I'm sorry, it's the... it's the pleats.  Mm.  It's actually an optical illusion.  It's the pattern on the pants.  It's not flattering in the crotchal region.  I'm actually taking them back right now.  Taking them back to the pants store.  Oh, this is awkward." ~ Ron Burgundy, Anchorman

It is said that pants are the window to one's soul.  Trust me on this, I'm the one who said it.  Damian Lewis, well... Damian Lewis has some of the most expressive pants that I have ever come across in my 24 years of life on this Earth.   So much is conveyed through every line, every swish, every beautiful bulge.  So come with me on this voyage through Damian's pants.  The pants will make you laugh, they'll make you cry, and most of all, they'll bring a deeper meaning to this thing that we call life.



Oh, Damian's Pants, you are SUCH a tease.

firthgal: (damian expressive pants)
"I'm sorry, it's the... it's the pleats.  Mm.  It's actually an optical illusion.  It's the pattern on the pants.  It's not flattering in the crotchal region.  I'm actually taking them back right now.  Taking them back to the pants store.  Oh, this is awkward." ~ Ron Burgundy, Anchorman

It is said that pants are the window to one's soul.  Trust me on this, I'm the one who said it.  Damian Lewis, well... Damian Lewis has some of the most expressive pants that I have ever come across in my 24 years of life on this Earth.   So much is conveyed through every line, every swish, every beautiful bulge.  So come with me on this voyage through Damian's pants.  The pants will make you laugh, they'll make you cry, and most of all, they'll bring a deeper meaning to this thing that we call life.



Oh, Damian's Pants, you are SUCH a tease.

firthgal: (marmarsh cheek kiss)
YOU GUYS!  My shows were on fire tonight.  LOCI was pretty damn awesome, and IPS?  OMG THE SUBTEXT!  THE SUBTEXT!  YOU GUYS!  Was it as subtexty as last week?  No, but it was full of so much blatant partnershippy goodness that it melted me into a puddle of goo.  SO many M/M moments.  Which is good, because Marshall wasn't even in the preview for next week.  Looks like it's going to be Mary/Dershowitz story time which is just... wrong on every level.  I love the Dersh, but Marshall should be the one searching for Mary, not Dershowitz.  Unless Marshall is just so DISTRAUGHT WITH WORRY that he is curled up into a ball on his bed and is catatonic, therefore incapable of doing anything.  I wouldn't put it past the writers, to be honest.  But no, Marshall is a total badass, and he's gonna bust some nuts looking for his Mary.  I know he will.  Because Mary would do the same for him.  And because he loooooooves her.  But if Mary doesn't get to save herself, I fear that I may puke at the misogyny.  This is a kickass woman who is perfectly capable of saving herself.  Obviously she needs a way to get out, and that's where the boys will come in, but as far as kicking all the bad guys' asses?  That better be done by Mary and no one else.  And if they force the whole "Female must be saved by strong, virile man," then the man better be Marshall (although I'd be fine if it was Stan too, because he's pretty much her father figure.  But not Dershowitz).  ANYWAY, back to tonight's programming.


firthgal: (marmarsh cheek kiss)
YOU GUYS!  My shows were on fire tonight.  LOCI was pretty damn awesome, and IPS?  OMG THE SUBTEXT!  THE SUBTEXT!  YOU GUYS!  Was it as subtexty as last week?  No, but it was full of so much blatant partnershippy goodness that it melted me into a puddle of goo.  SO many M/M moments.  Which is good, because Marshall wasn't even in the preview for next week.  Looks like it's going to be Mary/Dershowitz story time which is just... wrong on every level.  I love the Dersh, but Marshall should be the one searching for Mary, not Dershowitz.  Unless Marshall is just so DISTRAUGHT WITH WORRY that he is curled up into a ball on his bed and is catatonic, therefore incapable of doing anything.  I wouldn't put it past the writers, to be honest.  But no, Marshall is a total badass, and he's gonna bust some nuts looking for his Mary.  I know he will.  Because Mary would do the same for him.  And because he loooooooves her.  But if Mary doesn't get to save herself, I fear that I may puke at the misogyny.  This is a kickass woman who is perfectly capable of saving herself.  Obviously she needs a way to get out, and that's where the boys will come in, but as far as kicking all the bad guys' asses?  That better be done by Mary and no one else.  And if they force the whole "Female must be saved by strong, virile man," then the man better be Marshall (although I'd be fine if it was Stan too, because he's pretty much her father figure.  But not Dershowitz).  ANYWAY, back to tonight's programming.


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