The Greatest Form of Expression...
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firthgal"I'm sorry, it's the... it's the pleats. Mm. It's actually an optical illusion. It's the pattern on the pants. It's not flattering in the crotchal region. I'm actually taking them back right now. Taking them back to the pants store. Oh, this is awkward." ~ Ron Burgundy, Anchorman
It is said that pants are the window to one's soul. Trust me on this, I'm the one who said it. Damian Lewis, well... Damian Lewis has some of the most expressive pants that I have ever come across in my 24 years of life on this Earth. So much is conveyed through every line, every swish, every beautiful bulge. So come with me on this voyage through Damian's pants. The pants will make you laugh, they'll make you cry, and most of all, they'll bring a deeper meaning to this thing that we call life.
Oh, Damian's Pants, you are SUCH a tease.
Sit back and enjoy the ride. Slow and hard and... well, you get the picture. I think these pants would be more than willing to let you call the shots.
But first, let's have a spot of tea...
While we contemplate what the world be like if the sky were green and the grass was blue. These pants are very philosophical like that.
Oh! Hey, Sparky! Good thing you aren't a weiner dog, because if you were, there's no telling what kind of filth that old firthy would come up with.
Okay, now that the tea and philosophical pondering is out of the way, let's begin with the classic "I'm a model" pants. Hands are almost always found in the pockets, and if of the jeans variety, there is a sleek belt haphazardly hanging down, pointing to the goods (psh, as if we needed directions to said goods).
Note: These are "I'm a grungy homeless model" pants. Apparently they've hit some hard times. It's quite sad, really.
These are "I'm a model who does charity work" pants, and they've raised enough money to provide Grungy Homeless Model Pants clean water for an entire three hours! OMG! This... this is all so moving. This is like watching Extreme Makeover Home Edition. Apparently Grungy Homeless Model Pants lost their accompanying belt in a freak sharking accident. :'(
Oh pants. Pants, pants, pants. These pants are so free! So open! So yearning to taste the world! Oh pants, they want to have fu-un, oo-oh pants, they wanna haaave fun!
Now these pants, these are the ones you need to look out for. They're experienced, coy, they like to play games. They're open, but they still have an air of mystery to them, always wanting to create intrigue. These are the kind of pants that make you fall in love with them, then they go and break your heart ("It's not you, it's me." Psh, total commitment phobes). It's hard to let go of these.
Oh, now these are the dazzling rich playboy pants. Extravagant, intriguing, you'd love to get them wet, but there is no future with these pants unless you can deal with moving to a pig farm and sharing them with other women.
These pants can often be found at coffee shops discussing Nietzsche and Henry David Thoreau. The kind of pants you just watch from afar and fear that they're too pretentious, but you just can't stop the lusty feelings, because they are so damn smart and confident and artsy.
Oooooh, these pants are shy. So adorably shy. But underneath that shell they are just as open as the pants above. These are the kinds of pants that you can take home to your mother.
These pants are saying, "Take me. Take me right now." But they're kind of disinterested. Methinks they have some issues to work through. They must not have been loved enough by the machine that stitched them together.
You again? What are you... Oh, you scoundrel!!! *jumps on*
JAMES BOND PANTS!!!! *dies*
And now we meet the leaning pants variety. Oh, how the leaning pants love to taunt me. They are total flirts. So non-chalant, so... expressive, and so "you want me, don't you?" Don't you just hate it when pants know how irresistible they are? *sigh*
Oh, pants, why must you torture me so? AND THE HANGING BELT IS OUT OF CONTROL!
These pants will play a song for you. Notice how they fall so perfectly.
Mmm, pants, you have such a classic style, you remind me of Goodfellas for some reason. And oh, how I love the ripples. Gorgeous, gorgeous ripples.
Leaning against an invisible wall. These pants must have a certain magic to them. Notice how the female pants just can't stay away. These pants love to banter, and it looks the Dani pants totally got the best of the Charlie pants.
Now these are the kind of pants that you might find leaning around at a gay bar. Gorgeous and flaunting their button fly, but don't waste your time ladies, they are totally unavailable.
What's that you say? Eh? More ripples? Okay:
These are the sunshine pants. Everything revolves around them. EVERYTHING!
These are the totally unprepared pants. Late to work, total slob, car is broken down... these pants are in dire need of a woman to straighten them out.
These are the best friend of Unprepared Pants. Notice how the belt is perfectly emphasizing the beautiful bulge. Speaking of bulge...
THE BIG FREAKING HUGE SHINY BULGE PANTS!!! OMG! *faints* Quite possibly the most expressive pants of all. BUT... some might argue that the "Damian in motion" pants are even more expressive:
But what about the bathing suits?
They say so much, so very much. This will obviously cause heated debates for many years to come.
And because I'm a butt girl:
Oooooooh yeah.
These are the "Goodbye, I hope you enjoyed your ride on the Damian Expressive Pants Express" pants.
These are the "SADFACE" pants, because he didn't want this picspam to come an end. :'( I told you his pants would make you cry.
It is said that pants are the window to one's soul. Trust me on this, I'm the one who said it. Damian Lewis, well... Damian Lewis has some of the most expressive pants that I have ever come across in my 24 years of life on this Earth. So much is conveyed through every line, every swish, every beautiful bulge. So come with me on this voyage through Damian's pants. The pants will make you laugh, they'll make you cry, and most of all, they'll bring a deeper meaning to this thing that we call life.
Oh, Damian's Pants, you are SUCH a tease.
Sit back and enjoy the ride. Slow and hard and... well, you get the picture. I think these pants would be more than willing to let you call the shots.
But first, let's have a spot of tea...
While we contemplate what the world be like if the sky were green and the grass was blue. These pants are very philosophical like that.
Oh! Hey, Sparky! Good thing you aren't a weiner dog, because if you were, there's no telling what kind of filth that old firthy would come up with.
Okay, now that the tea and philosophical pondering is out of the way, let's begin with the classic "I'm a model" pants. Hands are almost always found in the pockets, and if of the jeans variety, there is a sleek belt haphazardly hanging down, pointing to the goods (psh, as if we needed directions to said goods).
Note: These are "I'm a grungy homeless model" pants. Apparently they've hit some hard times. It's quite sad, really.
These are "I'm a model who does charity work" pants, and they've raised enough money to provide Grungy Homeless Model Pants clean water for an entire three hours! OMG! This... this is all so moving. This is like watching Extreme Makeover Home Edition. Apparently Grungy Homeless Model Pants lost their accompanying belt in a freak sharking accident. :'(
Oh pants. Pants, pants, pants. These pants are so free! So open! So yearning to taste the world! Oh pants, they want to have fu-un, oo-oh pants, they wanna haaave fun!
Now these pants, these are the ones you need to look out for. They're experienced, coy, they like to play games. They're open, but they still have an air of mystery to them, always wanting to create intrigue. These are the kind of pants that make you fall in love with them, then they go and break your heart ("It's not you, it's me." Psh, total commitment phobes). It's hard to let go of these.
Oh, now these are the dazzling rich playboy pants. Extravagant, intriguing, you'd love to get them wet, but there is no future with these pants unless you can deal with moving to a pig farm and sharing them with other women.
These pants can often be found at coffee shops discussing Nietzsche and Henry David Thoreau. The kind of pants you just watch from afar and fear that they're too pretentious, but you just can't stop the lusty feelings, because they are so damn smart and confident and artsy.
Oooooh, these pants are shy. So adorably shy. But underneath that shell they are just as open as the pants above. These are the kinds of pants that you can take home to your mother.
These pants are saying, "Take me. Take me right now." But they're kind of disinterested. Methinks they have some issues to work through. They must not have been loved enough by the machine that stitched them together.
You again? What are you... Oh, you scoundrel!!! *jumps on*
JAMES BOND PANTS!!!! *dies*
And now we meet the leaning pants variety. Oh, how the leaning pants love to taunt me. They are total flirts. So non-chalant, so... expressive, and so "you want me, don't you?" Don't you just hate it when pants know how irresistible they are? *sigh*
Oh, pants, why must you torture me so? AND THE HANGING BELT IS OUT OF CONTROL!
These pants will play a song for you. Notice how they fall so perfectly.
Mmm, pants, you have such a classic style, you remind me of Goodfellas for some reason. And oh, how I love the ripples. Gorgeous, gorgeous ripples.
Leaning against an invisible wall. These pants must have a certain magic to them. Notice how the female pants just can't stay away. These pants love to banter, and it looks the Dani pants totally got the best of the Charlie pants.
Now these are the kind of pants that you might find leaning around at a gay bar. Gorgeous and flaunting their button fly, but don't waste your time ladies, they are totally unavailable.
What's that you say? Eh? More ripples? Okay:
These are the sunshine pants. Everything revolves around them. EVERYTHING!
These are the totally unprepared pants. Late to work, total slob, car is broken down... these pants are in dire need of a woman to straighten them out.
These are the best friend of Unprepared Pants. Notice how the belt is perfectly emphasizing the beautiful bulge. Speaking of bulge...
THE BIG FREAKING HUGE SHINY BULGE PANTS!!! OMG! *faints* Quite possibly the most expressive pants of all. BUT... some might argue that the "Damian in motion" pants are even more expressive:
But what about the bathing suits?
They say so much, so very much. This will obviously cause heated debates for many years to come.
And because I'm a butt girl:
Oooooooh yeah.
These are the "Goodbye, I hope you enjoyed your ride on the Damian Expressive Pants Express" pants.
These are the "SADFACE" pants, because he didn't want this picspam to come an end. :'( I told you his pants would make you cry.
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Date: 2008-08-03 06:46 am (UTC)Best picspam to date. He's so damn cute. I don't know which pants are best. I like the James Bond ones especially.... *blush*
Just... GAH! ^_^
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Date: 2008-08-03 06:49 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-03 11:03 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-04 12:08 am (UTC)Congrats on your new computer, by the way! I bet Damian's pants look even more expressive on that puppy.
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Date: 2008-08-04 12:12 am (UTC)I thought Damian's pants would make all the girls swoon, too, which is why I made the comment of where is everyone. lol...
Thanks! It's the only good thing that really happened to me this summer... well... other than the Damian pic spams. I wish I knew what to comment more on your personal posts.. but things have been completely hetic, heartbreaking and whatever else these days... mostly, it's been a lot of bullshit so thank God for the iPod Touch and the MacBook, otherwise... I would be really, really unhappy... you know? I know it sounds bad that materialistic good can make me feel better, but I also paid for these thing on my own, too... I'm very poor now... lol... So, it came with work, you know.
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Date: 2008-08-04 12:25 am (UTC)I say take pleasure in whatever healthy thing you can, and materialistic possessions? Well, it ain't hurting anything but your bank account, which will fill back up again. My bank account is pretty close to empty. I often have buying sprees, never knew how to save my money. It sounds like you know how to manage your money, so you're good. But... yeah, I spend like crazy the second I get my hands on a dollar. I buy ridiculous things, but it makes me happy. Once I get a real job though, I do plan to save. But my father has it in his head that I'm going to start paying the house bill, which is... huge, so... I have a feeling that once I get a full time job, I'll still be broke. *sigh*
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Date: 2008-08-04 12:32 am (UTC)I'm very good at perving over hot actors, too, though. Damian is just... well... I think he's very cute. ^_^
My bank account is hurting. When I'm done paying everything like the other half of tution and my books and software, I'm down to about $2,000 or so... which is low... I'm usually keeping it around $5,000, but since the other summer I took full time school and didn't work... that's where I'm missing a little bit of money, I think. I've been spending about the same, but since then in the past year I've also picked up a part time job at the school being an editor and picked up a summer job... but I also took an extra hit in the pocketbook because of the MacBook Pro and the iPod... so... that's about $3,000 (waiting for my rebate to come in from the iPod)... so that's where it went, too... but I've budgeted as well... man, it's hard. I know so many kids that get their tution paid for out here... and there's some kids I know that go to the expensive schools and take the $40,000 loan per year... :/ Crazy... I wish I could help some of my friends out on that.
Ridiculous things are the things to buy. I mean, I may have all of Life torrented down becuase it was on too late for me to see, but I'll buy it on DVD anyways.
Real job isn't happening for another 2 years for me. I'm stuck in the post secondary system for another 2... so.. I've had some good summer jobs, but I wouldn't call them full time... except they are full time... but they are not year round.
By the sounds of the "house bill"... did you get a mortgage on a house or something? It sounds very expensive. :/
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Date: 2008-08-04 12:57 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-04 06:20 am (UTC)Oh... a candy store! That sadly doesn't make any money somehow... that makes me really, really sad. :( I love candy! Although, I love chocolate a lot more, though!
Ah, I see... I can't fangle much out of my parents, and I'm the baby... they are from tough families... I don't want to go into the issues here, but in comparison, I'm living easy.
I pay for my tution, so you know, whatever. *shrugs* My parents help me out sometimes, usually in terms of just feeding me. I've paid for my MacBook Pro... which killed my pocketbook greatly. lol...
Your boss sounds terrible. :( No wonder you've had some issues regarding getting another job, only waiting to be treated poorly. You need to sit with someone and go through some positive reinforcement saying that you are a good teacher and that one person's opinion means nothing.... I've done that a lot, actually... it's hard to do, but then you do it, and then shove it in their face. Gives you stronger character, I think... and I think you can do it. You have to give yourself that chance!
Your plan could be something like going to talk with someone of it, putting yourself in a "positive talk zone" with them and them helping you with it, and then working on it and then finding that job again (well, with teaching and kids if you want it).
I know where I'm going and I'm 21 years old. My education has only been 3 years in the making, but I'm going for another 2. I'm doing programming, web development and web design and I want to be a project manager or a creative director someday (male dominated profession... and so is programming... I was often the only girl in my class...), so I've been fighting a bias. You can do the same... even if it's that one person... do it and shove it in their face... it's the only reason why I'm completing my programing.
Have faith in yourself! Plan out your days one by one... and your future will form in your mind. Even if it's for a week... it's progress!
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Date: 2008-08-04 01:18 am (UTC)"Oh, look! Pantsspam is just as good over here, too."
LOL
Great job.
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Date: 2008-08-04 01:22 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-04 01:33 am (UTC)(I had sort of hoped it might be somewhat different, you know, like the second time you visit Disneyland. But, it still rocks.)
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Date: 2008-08-04 04:01 pm (UTC)"These are the sunshine pants. Everything revolves around them. EVERYTHING!"
hell to the yeah!
"THE BIG FREAKING HUGE SHINY BULGE PANTS!!! OMG! *faints* Quite possibly the most expressive pants of all."
THE most expressive pants in the history of pants, by far!
LOVE LOVE LOVE 4 u!
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Date: 2008-08-04 07:09 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-04 10:33 pm (UTC)No inseam was left unturned. Very thorough, you!
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Date: 2008-08-18 06:59 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-18 07:07 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-10-06 12:55 am (UTC)Big thumbs up to the James Bond Pants...and, of course, the bulge pants. And Ripples!! Oh, lovely lovely ripples....
Maybe your next picspam should be "Damian Lewis WITHOUT the Expressive Pants."
<3
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Date: 2008-10-06 01:23 am (UTC)