Would that this hoodie were a time hoodie!

Yeah, in all honesty, I was proud of myself for not hating on Avery all this time, but ugh, she was kind of unbearable last night. The saddle "to ride the maid" thing was especially disturbing. She just feels so much like a nuisance to Jack, which makes her a nuisance to the audience, and just... WHY IS THIS EVEN A STORYLINE? I still don't understand why the show decided to tie Jack down with a wife and baby that he doesn't even really like. He enjoys having sex with Avery, but that's pretty much it. And now she's coming between Jack and Liz and making their epic friendship into this insignificant thing that Jack shouldn't want in his life, and... AUGH, NOT COOL. NOT COOL AT ALL. And even in the end Jack had to label their relationship as less than it actually is just to placate Avery. Blech.