True blood, damn you!

I STILL CAN'T STOP WATCHING THIS SHOW! I mean, how can you not love a show that somehow makes a giant, eggplant-shaped penis completely plausible? And I still love my Sam/Tara like crazy, although... I think the ending implied that Sam's actually a bad, bad dude? I'm not sure. I get that he's the dog that follows Sookie around, but I'm not sure what they were going for with that ending where he rolled around in the dead girl's bed. Does that mean he's the killer? Or just that he missed her smell? I'M SO CONFUSED! ARRRRRGH! But Sookie/Bill continues to be ridiculously hot simply because Bill is so INTENSE that he makes me squirm (in a good way). And I finally get now why Tara is so in love with Jason, and if I wasn't so obsessed with Sam/Tara, I'd probably ship them like crazy. But I hold to my conviction that Sam and Tara are unsuspecting soulmates, especially since they both fiercely love the Stackhouses, which will only lead to heartbreak for both of them. But... yeah. I'll be perfectly honest. The main thing that keeps me going back is the hot hot men. WHY MUST I BE SO SHALLOW? I still think that this is a terrible show. But I can't look away. I just can't. And I actually enjoy it immensely, despite the atrocious storylines and horrible effects (seriously, speeding up the film and then slowing it down does not equal an impressive vampire maneuver. I am more impressed by Bill's ability to hypnotize a cop and make him pee his pants than I am by the fast forward button).

Desperate Housewives leaves many questions unanswered (like... what happened to Lynette's other kids?), but I adore what they've done with Gabby and Carlos. Susan's story made me sad. Bree's shocked me. Edie's annoyed me (like she always does, but... dude from Band of Brothers with really blond hair and striking eyes, yay!). But giving Gabby kids was the greatest move ever. I used to not like Gabby so much. Now she's probably my favorite. Also, I'm having much trouble believing that Brian from Queer as Folk is straight, especially since they keep showing the gay guys feasting their eyes on him every time he appears on the screen. Seriously. I'm waiting for him to do a dude.

Brothers & Sisters was lovely as always. It made me laugh, made me cry, made me wish I had a sister, same old same old. It always surprises me how much I love this show. It's not exactly appointment TV for me, but when I'm watching it, I'm completely enthralled, and I just love how it really makes you feel like you're part of their family because their love is portrayed in such a realistic way (over dramatic, of course, but the general idea of everybody fighting and everything going wrong but it's your family and you wouldn't have it any other way).

Do you know what scares me? I haven't mentioned Damian Lewis in about a week. That is highly unusual. So, I'm mentioning him now.



I bet you guys have missed that, haven't you? I have.

Okay, I'm going back to Jack and Liz now.

True blood, damn you!

I STILL CAN'T STOP WATCHING THIS SHOW! I mean, how can you not love a show that somehow makes a giant, eggplant-shaped penis completely plausible? And I still love my Sam/Tara like crazy, although... I think the ending implied that Sam's actually a bad, bad dude? I'm not sure. I get that he's the dog that follows Sookie around, but I'm not sure what they were going for with that ending where he rolled around in the dead girl's bed. Does that mean he's the killer? Or just that he missed her smell? I'M SO CONFUSED! ARRRRRGH! But Sookie/Bill continues to be ridiculously hot simply because Bill is so INTENSE that he makes me squirm (in a good way). And I finally get now why Tara is so in love with Jason, and if I wasn't so obsessed with Sam/Tara, I'd probably ship them like crazy. But I hold to my conviction that Sam and Tara are unsuspecting soulmates, especially since they both fiercely love the Stackhouses, which will only lead to heartbreak for both of them. But... yeah. I'll be perfectly honest. The main thing that keeps me going back is the hot hot men. WHY MUST I BE SO SHALLOW? I still think that this is a terrible show. But I can't look away. I just can't. And I actually enjoy it immensely, despite the atrocious storylines and horrible effects (seriously, speeding up the film and then slowing it down does not equal an impressive vampire maneuver. I am more impressed by Bill's ability to hypnotize a cop and make him pee his pants than I am by the fast forward button).

Desperate Housewives leaves many questions unanswered (like... what happened to Lynette's other kids?), but I adore what they've done with Gabby and Carlos. Susan's story made me sad. Bree's shocked me. Edie's annoyed me (like she always does, but... dude from Band of Brothers with really blond hair and striking eyes, yay!). But giving Gabby kids was the greatest move ever. I used to not like Gabby so much. Now she's probably my favorite. Also, I'm having much trouble believing that Brian from Queer as Folk is straight, especially since they keep showing the gay guys feasting their eyes on him every time he appears on the screen. Seriously. I'm waiting for him to do a dude.

Brothers & Sisters was lovely as always. It made me laugh, made me cry, made me wish I had a sister, same old same old. It always surprises me how much I love this show. It's not exactly appointment TV for me, but when I'm watching it, I'm completely enthralled, and I just love how it really makes you feel like you're part of their family because their love is portrayed in such a realistic way (over dramatic, of course, but the general idea of everybody fighting and everything going wrong but it's your family and you wouldn't have it any other way).

Do you know what scares me? I haven't mentioned Damian Lewis in about a week. That is highly unusual. So, I'm mentioning him now.



I bet you guys have missed that, haven't you? I have.

Okay, I'm going back to Jack and Liz now.

Erm...

I just wanted an excuse to use this icon. It is now my musical icon. So I should post some music, shouldn't I?

That is so my dream man. They cut off the bit where he goes "Nailed it," at the end of the Kit Kat bit. This saddens me. But I remember that my downloaded copy of that ep cut it off, so perhaps that person's did too.

Anyway. I have a dilemma. A very good dilemma, mind you. I have to choose between Life and Boston Legal tonight. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? I mean, I already watched the Life premiere on Hulu, but that's not the same as watching it on TV as it first airs. But Boston Legal isn't shown online anywhere, so I'd completely miss the episode. I could download though. But it would make more sense to watch BL. And Alan/Denny makes me squee 10 times louder than Crews/Reese does (sorry guys, but it's true. Alan and Denny are one step away from running off to California and getting legally married). And, you know, I haven't seen tonight's BL ep yet, whereas I've already seen the Life ep. BUT IT'S DAMIAN! ON MY TV! Oh man. Next week I will have the same dilemma. But I'm pretty sure next week I'll watch Life and just download BL. Anyway, that is all. I told you that this post was just an excuse to use the new icon.

By the way, I decided that today would be my lazy day since I worked pretty hard over the weekend, and I had planned on marathoning 30 Rock, but instead I read all of the 30 Rock michellek fanfic that I missed over the summer (which was excellent, by the way, you never cease to make me both swoon and laugh hysterically, and sometimes cry) and I caught up on my f-list. So... that's why I should never plan things. I never do what I plan. I had actually pondered doing a 30 Rock picspam, but I couldn't decide if I wanted to do just one episode or select moments, and now it's too late. So... I suck. But I had a good time being lazy today. But I'll have to get back to work tomorrow. *sigh*

ETA: I've just noticed that my icon has some of the nicknames wrong, because the iconmaker probably used officequotes.net, and the person who transcribed it for Office Quotes obviously has never heard of Huey Lewis and the News. And I'm fairly certain that Andy said Broccoli Rob, not Rockly Rob, but... whatever. I still love this icon.

Erm...

I just wanted an excuse to use this icon. It is now my musical icon. So I should post some music, shouldn't I?

That is so my dream man. They cut off the bit where he goes "Nailed it," at the end of the Kit Kat bit. This saddens me. But I remember that my downloaded copy of that ep cut it off, so perhaps that person's did too.

Anyway. I have a dilemma. A very good dilemma, mind you. I have to choose between Life and Boston Legal tonight. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? I mean, I already watched the Life premiere on Hulu, but that's not the same as watching it on TV as it first airs. But Boston Legal isn't shown online anywhere, so I'd completely miss the episode. I could download though. But it would make more sense to watch BL. And Alan/Denny makes me squee 10 times louder than Crews/Reese does (sorry guys, but it's true. Alan and Denny are one step away from running off to California and getting legally married). And, you know, I haven't seen tonight's BL ep yet, whereas I've already seen the Life ep. BUT IT'S DAMIAN! ON MY TV! Oh man. Next week I will have the same dilemma. But I'm pretty sure next week I'll watch Life and just download BL. Anyway, that is all. I told you that this post was just an excuse to use the new icon.

By the way, I decided that today would be my lazy day since I worked pretty hard over the weekend, and I had planned on marathoning 30 Rock, but instead I read all of the 30 Rock michellek fanfic that I missed over the summer (which was excellent, by the way, you never cease to make me both swoon and laugh hysterically, and sometimes cry) and I caught up on my f-list. So... that's why I should never plan things. I never do what I plan. I had actually pondered doing a 30 Rock picspam, but I couldn't decide if I wanted to do just one episode or select moments, and now it's too late. So... I suck. But I had a good time being lazy today. But I'll have to get back to work tomorrow. *sigh*

ETA: I've just noticed that my icon has some of the nicknames wrong, because the iconmaker probably used officequotes.net, and the person who transcribed it for Office Quotes obviously has never heard of Huey Lewis and the News. And I'm fairly certain that Andy said Broccoli Rob, not Rockly Rob, but... whatever. I still love this icon.

"Who would have thought that Alan Shore is my Prince Charming?"

BOSTON LEGAL I LOVE YOU! SO HARD! PLEASE MARRY ME! Not only did they give me delicious Alan/Denny moments, but I got Jerry/Katie foreshadowing. ALL OF MY SHIP DREAMS MAY COME TRUE! OMG! I hope. I hope I hope. And it would prove my theory that Jerry/Katie is the het version of Alan/Denny. But I shouldn't get my hopes up. They'll probably just be crushed. But Alan/Denny I can always count on to please me beyond reason, and they were barely in this episode (it's so sad when they get relegated to the C-plot, but oooooooh they were wonderful).

( Eternal blissful sigh... )

Gossip Girl also rocked my socks tonight. Why? Because there was SO MUCH CHUCK BASS! OMG! He is a sexy, sexy beast. He is now my TV luvah on the side. Damian doesn't mind. In fact, he's totally up for a threesome.



Oh, hush, that is too me. That's my TV persona, okay? It doesn't matter anyway, because Chuck and Damian are digging each other more than they are me.

"Who would have thought that Alan Shore is my Prince Charming?"

BOSTON LEGAL I LOVE YOU! SO HARD! PLEASE MARRY ME! Not only did they give me delicious Alan/Denny moments, but I got Jerry/Katie foreshadowing. ALL OF MY SHIP DREAMS MAY COME TRUE! OMG! I hope. I hope I hope. And it would prove my theory that Jerry/Katie is the het version of Alan/Denny. But I shouldn't get my hopes up. They'll probably just be crushed. But Alan/Denny I can always count on to please me beyond reason, and they were barely in this episode (it's so sad when they get relegated to the C-plot, but oooooooh they were wonderful).

( Eternal blissful sigh... )

Gossip Girl also rocked my socks tonight. Why? Because there was SO MUCH CHUCK BASS! OMG! He is a sexy, sexy beast. He is now my TV luvah on the side. Damian doesn't mind. In fact, he's totally up for a threesome.



Oh, hush, that is too me. That's my TV persona, okay? It doesn't matter anyway, because Chuck and Damian are digging each other more than they are me.